mortuarybees:

Not fucking worth it: the insane shit this guy does to be his own boss and not have a 9-5 sounds way worse than just having a job

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Anonymous asked:

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

onlyhams:

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

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wizardshark:
“My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?
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wizardshark:

My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?

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fredersen:
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fredersen:

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klaviergewinn:

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

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art-thropologist:

lawresearcher:

me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my resea

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I’m looking at a blank word document.

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the-apocrypha:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

  • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
  • custodian of the parking garage tickets
  • “All clear my way”
  • en-route dining concierge
  • announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

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alwaysscreechingbasement:

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Honest board game titles

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